Thursday, March 5, 2009

April Fools Article

Evil Japanese Dictator Tries
to Hypnotize the World

By Carolyn Hall and Alexis Hazelton



Evil dictator, taking over the world, is none other then Internet sensation Loituma Girl. She makes the Japanese population praise her everyday at noon. Soon, America will follow. It has become so popular that parents can't pull their children away from her evil, hypnotic eyes.

Recent studies have shown an increase in Japanese hypnotism. Easy to find, Leek Spin web sites have shown what seems to be a teenage girl twirling a leek.

This "Loituma Girl" seems to be taking over the Internet world. She will soon take over the world!!! The more children and teens see this web site the more they become hypnotized.

It seems like this girl is trying to take over the world, with her eyes that suck people in from the start. No one has a chance once they begin to watch. What is going to happen to her in the next few moths or even years? Will the leek spin girl take over the web world or will she go unnoticed?

If you hear the song called, "Ievan Polka" which is Japanese gibberish that sounds like jazz scatting, then beware!

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  1. Evil dictator, taking over the world, is none other then Internet sensation Loituma Girl. She makes the Japanese population praise her everyday at noon. Soon, America will follow. It has become so popular that parents can't pull their children away from her evil, hypnotic eyes.

    Recent studies have shown an increase in Japanese hypnotism. Easy to find, Leek Spin web sites have shown what seems to be a teenage girl twirling a leek.

    This "Loituma Girl" seems to be taking over the Internet world. She will soon take over the world!!! The more children and teens see this web site the more they become hypnotized.

    It seems like this girl is trying to take over the world, with her eyes that suck people in from the start. No one has a chance once they begin to watch. What is going to happen to her in the next few moths or even years? Will the leek spin girl take over the web world or will she go unnoticed?

    If you hear the song called, "Ievan Polka" which is Japanese gibberish that sounds like jazz scatting, then beware!

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